depressionista:

                                distraptor
velociraptor =     ———————-

                               timeraptor

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

asofterbucky:

she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars

ladyknightofhollyrose replied to your post: ladyknightofhollyrose replied to your…

Have you managed to find one weirder than ‘your goat worth is: 9’ ? XDDD /dead

i have not, tbh. but here is a selection of my tags: 

#because narrow scalding irrational is so funny
#rubvublubtububnjubck
#i feel like it makes me look like i’ve been eating my enemies
#dickwad in the brown jacket just got hit by a truck
#flirting with the albanians actually
#also wow is he never going to be allowed into France again
#and i concur with the tortoise
#it took me a second to figure out which one was the pig
#but aLSO THE DINGDONG THING
#what even is oreo coffee

Down the Shore Everything’s Alright

themagpieshoard:

Title: Down the Shore Everything’s Alright
Author: thehoyden
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0 
Pairing: Steve/Danny
Rating: M
Word Count: 3532

Summary: There’s a better than average chance that Danny is getting crazier by association — and he wouldn’t change it for the world (although he could do without the head injuries, thanks).

Rec: Utterly sweet fic, Danny’s injured, and Steve takes care of him. For a given value of takes care of- Steve’s a disaster in the kitchen. He’s adorable with Grace though, so Danny forgives him. Steve is maybe the worst at asking Danny to move in with him. By which I mean, Danny never gets asked at all, but somehow, Steve’s already got everything all worked out. Seriously, I have cavities, this fic is so sweet.

unwrapping:

Find All Your Tumblr Tags: I stumbled on a chronological list of all my tags in the Tumblr dashboard source code. Where did this handy list come from? Last month, Tumblr shifted from separate posting forms to inline dashboard posting. Tumblr also moved my list of 163 tags to the dashboard’s HTML, so I’m prompted with my previous tags as I type. To see your tags, view your dashboard source, then run a find (Ctrl-F on Windows or Command-F on Mac) for Tumblr.USER_TAGS in the source code.
Learn how to view HTML source in… Google Chrome, Apple Safari, Mozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer.
Update: If you have thousands upon thousands of tags, this tip may not show all of your tags.

unwrapping:

Find All Your Tumblr Tags: 
I stumbled on a chronological list of all my tags in the Tumblr dashboard source code. Where did this handy list come from? Last month, Tumblr shifted from separate posting forms to inline dashboard posting. Tumblr also moved my list of 163 tags to the dashboard’s HTML, so I’m prompted with my previous tags as I type. To see your tags, view your dashboard source, then run a find (Ctrl-F on Windows or Command-F on Mac) for Tumblr.USER_TAGS in the source code.

Learn how to view HTML source in… Google Chrome, Apple SafariMozilla Firefox and Internet Explorer.

Update: If you have thousands upon thousands of tags, this tip may not show all of your tags.

ladyknightofhollyrose replied to your post “ladyknightofhollyrose liked your post “To all the Tumblr users who…”

Haha I still need to try this to see what kind of random crap I end up with ^^’ Still, I bet it’s still not the weirdest tag either of us has haha

You do! Ohgod, definitely not.

deputysweetassparrish replied to your post: ladyknightofhollyrose liked your post…

revolutionjack.tumblr.c… thats the post you used that tag for!!

Ohyeah! Drunken Liam Neeson liveblogging. Funtimes.