velociraptor = ———————-
ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars
Have you managed to find one weirder than ‘your goat worth is: 9’ ? XDDD /dead
i have not, tbh. but here is a selection of my tags:
#because narrow scalding irrational is so funny
#i feel like it makes me look like i’ve been eating my enemies
#dickwad in the brown jacket just got hit by a truck
#flirting with the albanians actually
#also wow is he never going to be allowed into France again
#and i concur with the tortoise
#it took me a second to figure out which one was the pig
#but aLSO THE DINGDONG THING
#what even is oreo coffee
Title: Down the Shore Everything’s Alright
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Word Count: 3532
Summary: There’s a better than average chance that Danny is getting crazier by association — and he wouldn’t change it for the world (although he could do without the head injuries, thanks).
Rec: Utterly sweet fic, Danny’s injured, and Steve takes care of him. For a given value of takes care of- Steve’s a disaster in the kitchen. He’s adorable with Grace though, so Danny forgives him. Steve is maybe the worst at asking Danny to move in with him. By which I mean, Danny never gets asked at all, but somehow, Steve’s already got everything all worked out. Seriously, I have cavities, this fic is so sweet.
Haha I still need to try this to see what kind of random crap I end up with ^^’ Still, I bet it’s still not the weirdest tag either of us has haha
You do! Ohgod, definitely not.
revolutionjack.tumblr.c… thats the post you used that tag for!!
Ohyeah! Drunken Liam Neeson liveblogging. Funtimes.
I’m trying to figure to out where the fuck i could have possibly used the tag: # also wow is he never going to be allowed into France again